absurdity

i found this on Peichin's blog:D

lol, funneh.

GUILTY OR INNOCENT:


RULE 1
You can only say Guilty or Innocent.

RULE 2
You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks!

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Asked someone to marry you
Innocent.

Danced on a table in a bar?
Innocent.

Ever told a lie?
Guilty.

Had feelings for someone whom you can't have back?
Guilty.

Ever kissed someone of the same sex?
Guilty.

Kissed a picture?
Guilty.

Slept in until 5 PM?
Innocent.

Fallen asleep at work/school?
Guilty.

Held a snake?
Innocent.

Been suspended from school?
Innocent.

Worked at a fast food restaurant?
Innocent.

Stolen from a store?
Guilty.

Been fired from a job?
Innocent.

Done something you regret?
Guilty.

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?
Innocent.

Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
Guilty.

Kissed in the rain?
Innocent.

Sat on a roof top?
Innocent.

Kissed someone you shouldn't?
Guilty.

Sang in the shower?
Guilty.

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
Guilty.

Shaved your head?
Innocent.

Slept naked?
Innocent.

Had a boxing membership?
Innocent.

Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
Innocent.

Been in a band?
Guilty.

Shot a gun?
Innocent.

Donated Blood?
Innocent.

Eaten alligator meat?
Innocent.

Eaten cheesecake?
Guilty.

Have/had a tattoo?
Innocent.

Liked someone, but will never tell who?
Innocent.

Been too honest?
Guilty.

Ruined a surprise?
Guilty.

Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you cant walk afterwards?
Guilty.

Erased someone in your friends list?
Guilty.

Dressed in a woman's clothes (if your a guy) or man's clothes (if your a girl)?
Innocent.

Joined a pageant?
Innocent.

Been told that you're handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said?
Innocent.

Had communication w/ your ex?
Innocent.

DATING Someone?
Innocent.

Get totally drunk one night and you have an important exam tomorrow morning?
Innocent.

A total stranger treat you by paying your jeepney/tricycle fare?
Innocent.

Get totally angry that you cried so hard?
Guilty.